Tuesday, March 2, 2010

we're not dating anymore

I read an article about kissing the other day. It said that we are attracted to people whose immune systems are different from our own...and that women can assess immune system compatibility through kissing. Too similar? No chemistry.

So this is what happens to me after I read the article:

I'm sitting next to a guy I've just been starting to date. He has professed to really like me. We're on the couch. Sitting close. Kissing is on the mind. He goes in for the kiss, and we make out for a total of 5 seconds. I pull away, feeling very neutral about our lip locking. Then I have a brilliant idea!

"Ummm, I think our immune systems are too similar..."

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