as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i take a look at my life and realize there's nothin left

I don't know what the fuck happened last night, but I do know that I made the acquaintance of two boys, who introduced themselves to me and everyone else at the party as "Slim" and "Big Nasty". They sat in a corner all night and didn't say much, but were kind enough to enlighten me as to what the opening lines were for "Gangster's Paradise".